I have probably made a swinish auricular organ out of this...but....

I've already posted in the Kinship application link and there is probably a much easier route to gaining "member status" than this (what were you expecting? COMPETENCE?!?!?) but hey here goes nuttin'....

Pweeze pweeze pwetty pweeze could I be let in as a member to this spiffly new site? It's cold outside. And I can hear wolves a-howlin'....("Ohhhhh....Smokestack Lightnin'....")

I promise to be a GOOD dwarf*. I'll even train my berserker beard weevils to behave. And to oil the Dread Queen's Swish-thwacker of Shame every day.

*Of course the definition of "good dwarf" is open to interpretation. For most dwarves it would mean being as rowdy and boorish as possible (complete with lots of quaffing and eye-gouging activities). For Elves on the other hand the term is probably best defined along these lines...

"Dead.

And Buried.

Deep."

But then again what do you expect from a bunch of effete pointy-lugged tree ****ers?

(That's "huggers", by the way. Oooh don't y'all have dirty minds...!)

Anyhoo - Lotsa luv 'n' slobbers

Durn - the one and only (thank Aule!)